I usually only open one slot now and then.Īs my friend Johnsu said: "Friendship isn't something you just dish out like candy. Of course! As such, he has any and all excuses to use whatever kawaii neko desu references he pleases and receive no negative feedback whatsoever! Good show lad, that'll show them!Īlong with denial of his lower status, he has attempted to excuse himself from his love of growing tumors by throwing whatever bullshit reasons his bacon-encrusted head can muster.TF2 Backpack: Frequently Asked Questions: well, we can't have logic stand in the way of our appearance! Oh noez guys, he has an ACTUAL JAPANESE BIRTH CERTIFICATE. He appears to have a hatred for his own kind, but when confronted about being one himself. People have yet to find a trace of actual evidence to support this claim other than the heavy influence of reverse psychology, but it is only a manner of time before the poor lad cracks and shows himself. While not technically an OPEN fetish, it's rumored that all of his actions are attempts to hide the most secret fetish of all: His true desire to sex up another man. We can have delicious flat chests as well! The obvious need not be stated, considering the insane amount of mind-boggling chest sizes on his site along with being a prominent member at a fetish website called The Process Forum (having TWO accounts!). He also has a BE fetish, but anyone can see that from his sight. but fear not! We at ED have brought you a public "explanation" along with a little surprise. It is rumored he hates other transgenders, flying into an unholy state of rage whenever encountering one, or merely creating complex schemez to hide his ideals. OC guyz, amirite?)Īs was stated before, he seems to have a "secret" transgender fetish which is apparent in his multiple drawings in which he depicts a female version of himself, going so far as to making animated avatars about how he would wish for it to happen. While lulzy at best, the threat he could have upon the tubes is very serious, potentially greasing them up with fanboi sweat and bacon grease to literally make us all dribbling, obese slaves for him to mesmerize.Īlong with his unending desire for tumors, he appears to have a sekrit transgender fetish in the form of one of his characters, Mattie (Ha ha, they'll nevah know it's me. So far his fanbase has gobbled it up, deluding him into believing he will soon be able to create a new religion based on his love of breasts and bacon. In the rare occasion he believes to sit down and recharge, he attempts to draw witty and timeless memes believing it will bring about much humor. Some have attempted to question his antics, but have fallen prey to unknown means, never to be seen again. He seems to be obsessed with breasts, and more breasts (possibly a side of bacon). I CAN HAS HUMOR NAO? As Creative as a Block of Wood However, if this is any hint on where he's taking this, it is terrifying to see what he will bless the Pyro with his touch. However, unlike most of our favorite celebrities here on ED, Matsu seems to be actually TRYING to present himself with a different image (we can seeeeeeee it from the sweat on his powerful illustrations) by drawing up not only furries from his favorite show, but also how he sees characters from Team Fortress 2. Here and NowĪt this point in time, our Bringer of Breasts is serious business. Realizing his true potential to rule the internet with promises of his power, he sought to defy physics and gravity upon a normal basis, hypnotizing weaklings like himself to establish a fanbase of pure win. Mouth dripping with saliva, he reached forth like a powerful leech, sucking her chest and soul dry like a milkshake, soon fully growing into an awesome man. It did not take long to home in on a target, though: A little, busty schoolgirl. It is rumored that he began life not as an actual baby, but merely crawled his way out of a cavernous pit as a pathetic shell of life. He is currently attempting to secretly run the course of Snapesnogger via the usage of large, cancerous tumors to spread his ways, in an eerily similar way to how the Third Reich was started. While everyone CLEARLY knows this is 100% true in all respects, he is as close-minded as the fetishists he speaks out against, such as Blue-Leader and other nefarious deities. Matsu-sensei is an amazing artist on DeviantART who claims to have superb skillz and win on the internets.
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